That “About” Page

Introducing

Miss DreamyMarie, a.k.a Des, Desiree, Desi, Des Marie, D.

Des Ortega is a writer, majestic entrepreneur, and blogging demigoddess. She is rumored to have been birthed from the ashes of the phoenix, though we all know that’s silly–she’s clearly a unicorn. Her hobbies include sleeping, reading, sleeping, writing, sleeping, laughing, and sometimes sleeping. She’s also involved in a torrid affair with coffee. Don’t try to steal her man or she’ll cut a bitch.

As the clouds of Mount Olympus rain down golden gum drops into her mouth, Des plots of stories to come; where fresh-faced teens grow and flourish, finding their own scandalous paths into “new” adulthood, to batshit crazy women hitting thirty, scheming to bring one said woman through the nonsensical perils of cherry crushing fields. Oh, the things to come.

Bring her coffee and cookie dough and she’ll love you forever. Forever being, until the next cup of coffee finds it’s way into her hands.

Between sleep cycles, find her engaging in social shenanigans–as social as an introvert can get, really–at the links below.

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